Random thoughts of Olympic proportions
Do you suppose that all the women ice skaters get a free Brazillian wax when they get to the arena? I would hope so... if my hoo-ha was exposed on millions of high definition big screen tv sets, I'd wouldn't want any stray stragglies.
On that note - what is up with the new "dog peeing on a hydrant" pose? That's not pretty, gals. Not at all. Seriously. You look like hookers offering free samples. Close that up and do a spin or something. I like those.
I would like to tie Apolo Anton Ono up in my bed and do naughty things to him. Then make him pancakes to see him smile with that little dimple thing he's got going on. Did you notice how the side of his mouth dips when he talks? That is so freakin' CUTE! Ahem. Moving on. Reluctantly.
Does anyone else watch the bobsled just hoping that they will crash? Does anyone else imagine the sound of their little heads bonking into each other when they go around the corners? That's why the 4 human bobsled (I refuse to call it a bobsleigh. That's dumb) is the best to watch.. bonkbonkbonkbonk.
*hee hee* Her last name is "Slutskaya" Or something like that. The main thing... slut... *hee hee*
I hate Yahoo. Only Yahoo puts the Olympic results RIGHT ON THEIR MAIN WEBSITE! Thanks, idiots... I went to check my email and found out who won. Does it occur to you that I just might want to watch the tape delay and find out myself? Props to MSN for hiding it.
Curling is funny, hockey is kind boring since there are so many professionals in it, those two speed skaters are babies and should stop whining at each other, oh my gawd - that's a man camel toe and it has to hurt bad!
Bob Costas has funny looking hair.
Announcers should not lisp. (A note here.. I am not making fun of those who lisp... but one would think that perhaps broadcasting might not be the best career choice)
Is "Olympic Gold" different than any other gold? I mean, really? And on that track... does anyone else kinda think it would be funny if the medals were really foil wrapped chocolates?
I don't care what people say, Eddie the Eagle is my favorite Olympian of all time.